I got all weepy. AND I realized that I don't need to pay for a fucking shrink every again; I need a puppy. And that's all I need. Well, maybe multiple puppies. Maybe I'll come back as a puppy next life. I just can't decide.
ahh. Now I see why I've started checking this blog right after the others each day. I's because phrases like "I don't need to pay for a fucking shrink ever again" are kosher.
However, I think I have better odds at actually being gay (fat chance) than quitting my dependence on my shrink. Puppies be damned.
I want you to find me: kind, friendly, respectful, accepting, good-humored, easy-going, well-informed, sensitive, empathetic, joyful and caring. And sexy and captivating. I of course reserve the right to diverge from that list as moods, digestion, circumstances, hormones and sheer human perversity dictate, but if you feel like watching somebody painstakingly try to get from Point A to Point B in their personal development, stick around for the ride.
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I think I watched the whole thing, laughing out loud more than once.
But I'm not sure what I was laughing at. Maybe it was the happiness.
holy $h^t.
I think I just found out I'm gay.
Cute things are known to do that. Welcome to the fold, my son.
(Well, I'm not gay, so I can't welcome you to gay-ness, so...)
Cerise
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I got all weepy. AND I realized that I don't need to pay for a fucking shrink every again; I need a puppy. And that's all I need. Well, maybe multiple puppies. Maybe I'll come back as a puppy next life. I just can't decide.
ahh. Now I see why I've started checking this blog right after the others each day. I's because phrases like "I don't need to pay for a fucking shrink ever again" are kosher.
However, I think I have better odds at actually being gay (fat chance) than quitting my dependence on my shrink. Puppies be damned.
Awwww. Nice, your site goes multimedia. I like cats better than dogs, could you post a cat "Sugar Shock for the Day"?
Corey, love, you can say whatever you want. Say fuck.
Just remember that my Mama reads this blog. [Kidding. Well, she does, but you can still say fuck.]
Cerise
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